"I picked up a Kaiser blade that was a layin' there by the screen door, some folks call it a Sling blade, I call it a Kaiser blade..."

Bill Cox: "Karl, see if you can figure out what's wrong with this. It won't crank up and everything seems to be put together right."
Karl: "It ain't got no gas in it."

Karl: How fer you going with them sacks full of warsh?

Frank: "Hey Karl, what are you carryin' around them books for?"
Karl: "I ain't got no place to set 'em down."

"Not funny, 'ha ha', funny queer"